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Covid 2021: They’ve Gone Plaid! (Pt. 2)

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Welcome to the clown show. The “Moronic” variant was discovered in South Africa circa June 2021–they had no overwhelming issues, hospitalizations or other scary things to report so it went unreported for about six months until our government, media, big pharma and financial tools decided it was time to scaremonger[…]

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Covid 2021: They’ve Gone Plaid! (Pt. 1)

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There’s a great scene in the movie Spaceballs where Dark Helmet and crew are attempting to follow Lonestar & Barf into hyperspace, only they overshoot their mark. Comically, they first pass warp speed, then ridiculous speed, then go to ludicrous speed and finally settle on plaid (where hyperspace turns into[…]

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Happy Thanksgiving!

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From all of us here at Luxuryville, we hope everyone is where they want to be, enjoying time with people they want to be with, eating some serious cuisine!! I think far too often people shy away from doing a fancy turkey dinner or other grandiose meal because it seems[…]

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Just Two More Weeks…

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Tired of hearing this bullshit? Do you remember when this whole Covid nightmare started? Our faithless leaders told us we needed to lock down for just “two weeks” to flatten the curve. Then it turned into two months and now it seems like we’ll be going on two years as[…]

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Et Tu, Foo?

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Another one bites the dust. I used to like these guys. Some catchy songs, good production, better than average playing on all their albums. But ya know what? Fuck these guys. They’re literally just overpaid apes and their lack of consciousness stands out like a sore thumb. There is nothing[…]

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Let’s Go Avalanche!!!

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Yeah baby! It’s been a long time coming. The Avs are looking tip top and likely on their way to the Stanley Cup Finals. The entire team is playing like a fine tuned machine and the stars are playing lights out hockey. Add some serious “Groob!” minding the net and[…]

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